Twenty-Five Unhelpful Things about Dimitri
The chain letter takes over Facebook! To celebrate April Fool's Day, Dimitri partakes in the latest self-obsessed trend polluting the Internet. Continue reading →
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Part two of Every Cloud Has a Silver Cliché, featuring two pages of feel-good platitudes! Dimitri answers the second of three sappy chain letters. Continue reading →
View ArticleSpoiling the Fun
A lesson in tone and linguistic precision! Dimitri answers one of those obnoxious "get to know you" questionnaires floating around the Internet. Continue reading →
View ArticleMindless Midnight Survey
The junk mail tables have turned! In response to a challenge from chain letter lovers, Dimitri writes his own Internet questionnaire that's likely to take you just about forever to fill out. Continue...
View ArticleMindless Midnight Dimitri
The Mindless Midnight Survey returns! Dimitri takes on his own e-mail questionnaire, answering all its inane questions in the most long-winded manner possible. Continue reading →
View ArticleInquisitive Minds Want to Preach
Part three of Every Cloud Has a Silver Cliché! Dimitri answers the final of three chain letters filled with groan-inducing platitudes. This one has got to be the worst. Continue reading →
View ArticleFuzzy Claims from a Cracked Research Team
Part one of Every Cloud Has a Silver Cliché! Dimitri answers the first of three sappy, cliché-ridden chain letters. This one's got rather doubtful statistical data. Continue reading →
View ArticleAlbum Cover Gone Wrong
Dimitri planned a different article for this update. However, he encountered some issues with his Internet connection, and then he just had to reply to this new chain letter making the rounds in his...
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